If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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