I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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