She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm like, not good at living.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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