There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
