well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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