we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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