pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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