i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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