when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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