I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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