I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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