I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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