My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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