Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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