Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
