Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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