is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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