I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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