i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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