I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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