i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
