Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Do you still have your period?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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