I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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