I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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