Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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