so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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