How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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