Im at strip club and am horny
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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