Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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