if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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