I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Are we still banned from the library?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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