hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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