We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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