We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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