I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize