Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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