She's JV to your varsity
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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