didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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