I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
