It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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