I feel like I'm in dance class right now
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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