Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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