forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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