i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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