I bet he comes in French.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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