her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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