: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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