Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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