I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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