windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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