We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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