Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
NoShamevember. You game?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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