I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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