Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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