i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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