So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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