I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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