do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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